The "what if you were the rpg hero" game

First topic message reminder :

people might have heard of this game before...
basically you say a scenario from an rpg (or something you just randomly make up) and the next person has to say what they would do if they were the rpg hero in that game, and then they say a random scenario ect.

I'll start this off~

what would you do if a random guy came up to you and said that you were the chosen one and you had to go save the world from some all powerful evil or the world would be doomed?

clean the gaunlet...it might be a bit dirty....

you have two paths to choose from a clear, lush path, and a path with dead trees all around...
be carefull what you choose.

Well obviously you are going to think the dead trees, so I will take the lush path and make Shady walk ahead of me in case of traps.

What would you do if you spent an hour looking for a fish to feed an ocean 'god', just for it to eat you as well?

look up the cheat guide XD

what would you do if you were continuously being forced to save a princess, even though you have almost no relation with her?

turn her into a frog with the toad spell, they wont be able to find her lol

if strawberrycat was hanging above lava with an evil wizard gaurding her, how would you save her?

Trick question, I wouldn't save her =D

What would you do if you were raped by a homely black man and then ditched in a forest with a frog and an asian?

I would take the master sword back to the temple and become young again and kill him so it never happens.


What would you do if you found out went through an insanly llong quest to get 6 medallians just to have a bridge made?

I would get myself a gravity defying haircut and a oversized sword and be awesome instead :>

- What would you do if you had to choose between yourself or your partner to do the final honorable act in the adventure and then die? ( Fallout 3 reference)

Cloud? overrated...

I would let them and then take his glory for myself of course.

What if the only way to save the world would also cause you to become evil in all its darkest forms?

I would do it, and then overcome the evil with the shimmering power of ultra~kawaiiness >;D

what would you do if your best friend turned into an osolot? (Jack and Daxter~)

rename myself Jack and go on a crazy adventure....

What would you do if an evil wizard told you he put a spell on your girlfriend/boyfriend that will kill them in 1 week.

Thats easy, kill the wizard, that ends all spells anyway.

What would you do if you were forced into helping a devil and a nun with a gun hunt down devils and other dark creatures?