The "what if you were the rpg hero" game

people might have heard of this game before...
basically you say a scenario from an rpg (or something you just randomly make up) and the next person has to say what they would do if they were the rpg hero in that game, and then they say a random scenario ect.

I'll start this off~

what would you do if a random guy came up to you and said that you were the chosen one and you had to go save the world from some all powerful evil or the world would be doomed?

(so this is what you've been up to RoseReveries XD no wonder you told me my request would take longer. lol JK Take as long as you need.)

If i was the hero in that situation I would say "Man...that's cliche...but whatever I get to travel." and I'd buy a bunch of weapons and leave town.

What would you do if you were at level 25 and you accidentally innitiated a battle with a boss level 99 bwahahahahaha!

I would pee my pants...then try to flee and fail...

My scenario:
You are asked by a random villager to help her find a special flower for a potion, what do you say?

@strawberry: I'm multitasking^^

I'm a highly skilled warrior, and you want me to go pick flowers?!

what would you do if you got completely lost in a cave and your only choice was to fight a ridiculously hard boss or start the game over?

I would find a way to cave in part of the roof and kill it...then restart when I fail badly...

What would you do if you were told to choose one of 3 monsters that your rival will choose the better of?

^ I hated that in pokemon
I would just choose and hope for the better

what would you do if something was blocking your path and wouldn't tell you why, you just had to figure it out?

I would take the other path (if there was one), and if not take out my pokeflute!

What would you do if your sword broke and you were at the bottom floor of the dungeon.

(for mine, i would have said "screw the rules" and take all three, but i dont think i was allowed to answer my own)

Change to dual-weild mode and kill the boss by impailing it with a broken sword! Then steal Ralphs sword after the slime breaks his leg.

What would you do if you were told that you had to find three golden triangles or everything would be turned into a world of darkness forever?

I would pick up a sword from some random treasure chest in the woods and slash my way through all three bosses to get it

what would you do if a giant shadow monster thing just ate your island and all your friends?

I would find an over-size magick key and somehow use its dullness to eratdicate anti-valentine's day monsters while locking worlds that are right next to my own, but yet I never knew about. Then turn evil and rule over everything with the power of giant keys!

What would you do if you were told that you had to save the worlds from evil people by playing a childrens card game?

I would just play I guess O.O (is that supposed to be yu-gi-oh or bakugan?)

what would you do if you woke up in the middle of no where and some one stole all of your gear?

Yugioh.

I would yell "Rape!" and hunt down the vile theif.

What would you do if you had to travel around the world 9 times to get 4 useless items so that you can save your world from something that appeared right next to your home town?

I would say "awww screw this" and ask my friends from other countries to mail them to me

what would you do if you just defeated a boss in a dungeon and you thought you were finally done, but an even bigger badder boss came and killed you so you had to start all over?

I would say "screw you Exdeath" and find the chicken blade and mimic command.

What would you do if you woke up with amnesia and then were told some crap about having to fulfil your destiny?

I would say, "Woah, dude, I wake up, have no whatsoever memory and you're telling me to fulfill my destiny?!?!?!.... sounds better than thinking who am I..."

What if you touched your monitor and got transferred to another world? (Digimon World DS reference)

I would wake up from my dream because I aint touching no gross ass monitor.

What would you do if a strange smelling man touched your boob?

this is supposed to be an rpg scenario game.

I would be like WTH? I'm a guy!

What would you do if you woke up and you were a yellow rat?

I would go back to sleep and hope Im a human again, but fail. So I team up with Jerry and go kill tom.

What would you do if you had to save the world from a Gay Man?

I would tell him, "Forget about the f**king world domination plan or your favorite gay bar gets smashed to bits."

What would you do if you collapse on a snowy mountain and are then brought to a city where later on you get heaps of new weapons and armors and get to kill monsters? (Yooooou guessed it )

FF5? I would say "Moogles!" and run away with a moogle.

What would you do if you heard the moon is going to collapse into the planet if you dont break giant chains?

I would hope our world scientists and body builders can help us out!

What would you do if you were to go on a journey with a Tri-Sexual Homicidal Addict?

is it a hot tri sexual? lol jk...

I would find a spell to split the tri sexual up in to a gay, straight, bi people...then I would have a real team.

If you had to pick fighting a dragon to save your best friend (dog), or fighting a dragon to get mass amounts of gold, what would you pick?

Screw the dog, I want money!

If you found a awesome gauntlet that would surpass the powers of everything, but would inturn consume your soul and make you a lifeless puppet of its desires over time, would you still use it and what for?

I will use the gauntlet to kill my villains.

What are you gonna do after you killed all villains by using this gauntlet?